By Manidipa Bhattacharya
11/30/2014
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Shei chottobela y sekha chhora tar prothom line duto ami roj aurai:
mone monei,
’sokale uthiya ami mone mone boli,
saradin ami jeno bhalo hoye choli’….
Bhalo hoye chholar mane ta ki ?
Tar mane ki, ami kharap?
Bhalo kharaper songa ta ki?
Ei lok tai ba bolar ke?
Bhabte bhabte ei kobitar lekhoker opor khappa hoye uthlam bejay.
Lekha ta kar?
Internet e khujte boshlam.
Ajkal internet e sob i khuje pai.
Kothar mane, spelling, rannar recipe, barir thikana,
emon ki, amar nijer nam, dham, thikana, boyesh o khuje pai ekhane.
Boyesher kothay mone porlo, shedin Mrs. Basu nijer boyesh jokhon lukachchilen amar kache, ami tokhon internet e onar sothik boyesh ta….
Jak, she kotha.. Ki jeno khujhchi?
Onekhkhon khojar por ami realise korlam ami Deepika Parukoner latest gossip column porchhi mon diye.
Jeta ami khub i bhalobashi. Joto gossip, rumours.....
Tahole....?
Cinema theatre i hochche mul culprit.
Tai ….
ami hoyto kharap ii..........
Joto noster mul ei Cinema.
Chhotobela theke i cinema amay tanto.
‘Ulto Roth’ bole ekta magazine ba boi chhilo, tate nanan filmstars der chhobi, ar boroder golpo thakto.
Boroder golpo porar ekta alada moja chhilo.
Mayer kora shashon dingiye kichhu korar swad chhilo chomotkar.
Tarpor dhora pore bokuni, mar, chor chapati kheye o sikhkha hotona.
Tar mane…
etai bojha jachche, ami kharap i chilam chirokal.
Kobita ta porar konoi sufol ba asar pore ni khub ekta amar opor bojha jachche!
Nah, bhalo amake hotei hobe.
Bhalo kichu boi porte hobe, bhalo kichhu cinema dekha jete pare.
‘Kindle’ e boi, ar internet TV tei cinema ache.
Sofa theke norar o dorkar nei.
Emnitei ami bhoyonkor kure.
Ma bolto kurer badshah!
Badshah bolar ki dorkar chilo bujhina!!
Bad shah …oh no, it is bad, bhery bhery bad.
Amader bangalider ekta alada bornomala hoya uchit.
‘Bangla’ ebong ‘Benglish'.
Jara bangla porte paren na, kingba, paren kintu computer e ba facebook e banglay lekhen, tader jonno bornomala invent ba abishkar er bhalo sujog.
Ekhon ei ‘Benglish' bornomala r i kodor beshi.
Chena jana bondhu bandhob sobai ‘Benglish' i use koren.
'Ki re kemon achish?'
kingba
'aj ki korchho? Chole esho , Ilish mach ranna korechi....' ityadi
Kichu prachhin ponthi bondhu ba atmiyo lekhen, ‘ How are you?’
Tader ke o ami ‘Benglish' ei reply dei, ‘bhaloi'…..
Tar jobab ashe, ‘so, what are you upto?’
Ami kothatar mane bujhi na, tai uttor dite pari na.
‘Upto’ ? sheta ki?
ke jane baba!!!
Notun kichhu word o bujhte doshbar dhonk gilte hoy.
‘LoL’,’XO XO’,’RIP’….
Nana dhoroner shortcut beroy roj roj.
Eke loker nanan kaj, office, bari, batcha kachcha, stress…
Life is too busy.
More jayoya bekti r jonno o puro kotha lekhar somoy nei karur. ‘Rest in Peace..’ likhte loker khub kosto hoy. 'RIP' likhei kaj saren.
Short cut!!
