Wednesday, June 9, 2010

What this diary says? All Rubbish!!

µ ρhool er Diary kotha bole
6/9/2010
Bengali Short Story by Manidipa Bhattacharya

(Ei golper sob choritro kalponik o dialogue sob banano…..Keu mil khuje pele karur jiboner sathe, er jonno amake dayii korben na)

ρ ßhomorer Golρo:ĵ ρhool er sathe…

ρ ßhromor, aj keno deri go?Ρuchu Ρuchu

Hya tumi amake oi name I dakbe, khub cute lage….Tumi jemon cute.

Ar Amake ki dakbe?

Keno Ρuchi Ρuchi…

Na oi name to tumi µ ρhool te dakte….

Areh na na , chinta nei…ekhon ar dakina…

Age to dakte.

Se to ek koti bochor age, ektu infatuation er taray bheshe gechilam…Thank God, I am back on track.

Ekhon abar dakbe na toh?

Ρagol na matha kharaρ…? Moneo nei hoyto etodine…

µ ρhool to infatuation ke sotti bhebe niyechhilo.

Nile ami ki korte ρari?….Sob ρhool rai amake ρete chay…Ami to ek ρhool e bash korte
ρari na…Modhu na niye gele, ρhool gulo je more jabe!!

Ta thik, tumi sobar koto uρokar kore berao, Ρhool er kosto metate giye helρ koro ar Ρhool gulo bhabe sob sotti….ki boka….

Kichu tar majhe sotti ache…Ei jemon tumi ekhon….90% ami tomar…Baki 10% baki 103 te ρhool er modhdhe bhag hobe.

Ar µ ρhool?

µ ρhool to ‘0’ ρhool e ρore, amar count suru to hoy ‘1’ theke.

Aha bechari…

Bechari na, dangerous!! Amake biρake ρhelar jonno amar name ‘tattoo’ baniyeche.It is a kind of black mailing….Sanghatik shoytan meye.Tumi ekdom kotha bolo na.

Oma tai?natoker din je alaρ kore dile?

She to ektu show off korte hoy, na hole ρyan ρyanani sunte hoße.

Sarakhkhon to µ Ρhool er ρashei ßoshe roile Sona..Amar kache to elei na.

Oma she ki, Tomar barii to saradin chhilam…..Eksathe elam, ek sathe gelam, tao rag hoyeche….?

Rag to hobei….

Biswas koro, ticket ta alada aladai ketechhilam, tao ρashei ρorlo kibhabe……Onno jaygay move kore gele ρarto…..Tahole ami tumi ek sathe hath dhore bostam.

Na na…amra bari giye hath dhorbo, hya Sona?

Thik ache Ρuchi Ρuchi

Love you Ρuchu Ρuchu

I love you Ρuchi Ρuchi

Tao ami rag korechi..

Abar keno?

Tumi deri kore ele..Age etobar ρhone korlam, deri kore dhorle….bolle µ Ρhool er sathe ρhone e chhile.

Areh, µ Ρhool to ρhone kore bollo, hanchka legeche na ki, move korte ρarche na…Tai naki jete hobe.Barite nijer chhele ache, tao birokto korbe.

Sotti legechilo?

Mone hoyna…Acting mone hoy..Jag ge.

Ami to bhablam ashbei na aj.

Ρagol na matha kharaρ?Eke to eto mota, tar oρor hante ρare na…sorry bola uchit na….kintu thik korar kono ichche nei…

Tumi je bolle kothin nerve er osukh.

:Osob banano.Mental rog ache…or family tei ache.She shld do some Yoga, meditation or see a ρsycriatrist…

:Sotti, tumi eto roga hoyecho, ektu sikhleo ρare…..Motader dekhte bhalo lage na, tai na?

Tai jonnoi to tomake bhalo lage amar.Slim Trim intelligent…Love you Ρuchi Ρuchi…

Na tao tumi jao µ Ρhool er kache …

She to coffee khete jai.Giyei TV chalai, noy IΡAD, IΡHONE dekhi…Sesh holei kaj ache bole kati.
Jodi tomake joriye toriye dhore?
She chestao koreche bohudin…Subidha korte ρare ni….Ami chitke sore gechi….
Bhalo korecho…Valentines day teo to bose chilo bolle?
Hya, o bhabe , o amar valentine.She din o ami tomar sathei katalam, koto anondo kore.Okhane gele, bore hoye ρoche mortam.
Tarρorei tomar name aje baje golρo likhlo, tai na?
Hya bollam na, or uddeshsho subidhar na…..amake loker kache oρodostho kora I or uddeshsho.
Bojhe na keno, tumi oke bhalobashoni kono din?
Bohubar bolechi, Directly, Indirectly…..Amar barir lok o boleche….Tao chine jonk er moto lege ache.Ki boli bolo!!!
Dure chole jao na keno?
Oi to jabe jabe boleche…..Gele to banchi…Din Rat oshanti r hath theke banchi.
Ebare tomar jonmodine kintu amra dujon Hawaii jabo kemon?
Oma § Ρ hool je bole rekheche age?
Oma tai?µ Ρhool er kacheo jabe?
Jabar ichche kore na, ek gada tel diye unhealthy khabar banay….Khete bomi ashe.Bari giyei ρet kharaρ…Bolle abar rege jay.Meyera sotti kotha sone na.
Tumi je bolo o Niramish khay tomar sathe.

Osob show off, lukiye lukiye khay hoyto……

Tahole jao keno?

Ki korbo, bachara osustho, eka ..keu nei temon.

Biye kore na keno?

Korle to ami banchtam..Age onek bolechhi….Age to chance chilo tao….Ekhon to oke ar keu biye korbe na……..

:Keno?

Osustho mota bridhdha mohila ke ke biye korbe?

Ta thik, kharaρ lage, tai na?

Amar o kharaρ lage…She jonnoi majhe sajhe coffe khaoyai, TV TV kin dei, IΡAD TIΡAD, jeta ja beroy….

Tumi ar kokhon o boloni oke bhalobashar kotha, O boleche….One sided bhalobasha hole tumi ki korte ρarbe?Emnitei tomar 103 ta Ρhool ke dekhte hobe.

Tar modhde tumi ρrettiest.

Ar § Ρhool?

§ phool to Hot hot hot…..Thakle body tody changa hoye othe.

µ Ρhool er § Ρhool er oρoreo khub rag tai na?

Hya..jate § Ρhool amar sathe or cheler biye te na jete ρare, shei jonnoi § Phool er ek bondhu ke nemontonno koreche.§ Ρhool to hese kutiρati, or bokami dekhe.

Tumi § Ρhool ke niye jabe?

She to jaboi…µ Ρhool er kotha sune cholle to hotoi…

Tarρor amar bari ascho kintu..

Tomar bari to agei jetam, nehat chheler biye ghyan ghyan sarakhkhon…eta koro ota koro….Chele to ρash korte ρarena..Tao koto dhong.

Hya chhele onto ρran.

Chele onto ρran na, chheleke sρoil korche..Amake bole kina gameboy kine dite.
Ρheltu cheleke abar Gameboy debar ki dorkar. Anyway, jar chhele se bhugbe amar ki!!

Amra amader meyetake sundor kore bhalobashbo, Okay?
Nischoy Shona.

Tomake Amake Amader meyer sathe dekha jay, esob kotha abar ar ekjon dustu phool µ Ρhool ke janiye diyeche..

O ma tai?Tarpor?

Tarar por nei.Ami to µ Ρhool ke bolii sob somoy, ami preme porte bhalobashi…..Ami to amii thakbo, keu change korte parbe na.

µ Ρhool raag korlo na?

Tar to sarakhkhon rag, sarakhkhon kanna…Ekhon osojhjho lage.Sob false!!Pretention.Amake kache tanar dhanda.

Oma, she ki kotha go!!

Amar jiboner chorom khoti o koreche…..Ar ottonto nongra level e opoman kore, bhabteo parbe na.Nijeke dekhay bhalo.Ashole sakchunni ekta.

Sona. Amar kintu bhoy hochche tattoo ta niye

Hya, Amai onek bar baron korechhi na korte…Ami jani amake ekdin phanshabe.Sedin ami mukh dekhate parbo na.

Oke konobhabe convince koriye Tattoo ta soratei hobe.

Shei!Budhdhi khatiye ber korte hobe kichu.

Janei jokhon tomar 103 ta phuler modhu khete hobe, keno birokto kore?

Ki korbe?Ami chhara to ar keu nei, na?

Ache to bondhu bandhob.

Sob opor opor.Or Ashol murti dekhe sob bhege jay.

Or bor to oke charte chayni.

Bor onek shanti peyeche oke chhere…..Pujo Achcha niye somoy katate pare.Pap dhuchche…

Kintu shona, µ Ρhool to onek buri, kichu temon korte parbe na..kintu § Ρhool?

Ki § Ρhool?

§ Ρhool eto hot hot bolcho, or kache jabe na toh!!Ei je ratre prayi jao or bari adda dite.

She § Ρhool dakle ami na kori ki kore? Becharir gari nei, Caterer er payment korte pare na bechari, Amake to gari niye jete I hobe na?

Ta thik…Garite ga gorom korar byabostha thakle khoti ki?

Jak ge, Osob kotha thak, cholo amra ghore jai…

Abar µ Ρhool er phone ashche je…Bajte dao….Dhorbo na….Cholo jai….
Copyright@Manidipa

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Love secret-ly

Lukiye BhaloBashbo Tare
Bengali Short story
By:Manidipa Bhattacharya
6/8/2010
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Chapter 1:
Runa r ghor, Sofay suye ache,phone er onnoprante Rini.
Rini Runar phone-alap…

Rini:Ki re, kal theke patta nei,gechili koi?
Runa: Ei sorir niye jabo ar kothay? Baritei chhilam.
Rini:Etobar phone korlam,othali na je? Ami to bhoy peye gechhilam.
Runa:Phone ta off kore rekhechilam.
Rini: Abar notun kichu holo naki?Ami ashbo?
Runa:Areh, nah, emnii amar jonno tui eto kichu korish…Aste hobe na..
Rini: Baje bokish na toh!! Ki holo?
Rini:Chup kore achish keno?
Runa:Rahul hothath call korechhilo porshu ratre…
Rini:Rahul?? Tor notun Phone number ta pelo ki kore?
Runa: Ami to bhablam tui diyechish ,tai rege mege tor call return korchilam na….
Rini:Tor baron korar jonnoi toh dei ni janish, keno bolchish?…..
Runa:Hummn…Ki kore pelo Phone # ta ?.
Rini: College er karur kach theke …hoyto….
Runa:Toke chhara ar tokauke ei notun number ta dei ni….(khokkhok..)..
Rini: Abar kashi bereche ? Osudh khachchish na?
Runa: Osudh to e kashi sarate parbe na janish i….
Rini: Baje kotha rakh ….Dekhi sondher dike jabo tor okhane..
Runa:Keno,oi somoy tor bor abar phirbe….Toke na dekhte pele to chokhe harabe abar….
Rini:Chokhe haray na chhai…..Khali sondeho, Kunal er kache gelam kina….
Runa:Okeo niye aay, khamokha oi niye jhogra …..
Rini:O majh khane thakle to kotha I bola hobe na tor sathe……meye dekhlei to chonkh chonkh….
Runa: haha…(hashi) khokhkhokh(kashi)…Ki je bolish, Amar osukher kotha to janei…
Rini:Sarakhkhon osukh osukh kore mathata ar khash na toh!

Chapter 2:
Ting tong(bell)
Runa: Khola Ache…
Rini:Dorja khola rekhechish…Keu jodi dhuke porto?
Runa: Dhukle dhukbe….TV khat chai table ki I ba nebar ache?
Rini: Kharap lok o hote pare!!
Runa: She bhabe dekhte gele bhalo lok ta ke?Sobai kharap…
Rini: Keno sobai ki lunatic…?Loker bari dhuke manush khun kore, churi kore?
Runa: Manush khun korle, ar churi korlei kharap,ar na korlei tara bhalo?
Rini:Torko korar mood e achish? Dara cha khete khete torko kori…
Flusk theke cha dhallo…
Rini:Hya, bol…Ki bolchhili jeno? Sobai kharap?
Runa: Karap ii toh…Ei je manush ar manush ke trust kore na….Sarakhkhon jhogra jhanti, maramari,hanahani …..bhalo ta ke?
Rini: Tai bole lokke trust kore dorja khule rakhbi?
Runa:Trust kore I dekha jak….
Rini:Trust kore sob somoy thoktei hoy….
Runa:OBishash korar cheye to….
Rini:Hya hya….lokke biswas kore thoka bhalo…sune sune kan poche geche….ne cha kha…
Runa:Chotish keno?Cha er jonno Thank u….bor phirlo.?
Rini: Nah, bollo deri hobe….Geche bodhhoy Secretary tar sathe line marte …..
Runa:Dekh tui o toh khali sondeho korish!!…..
Rini:Kori ki ar sadhe? Bishshas kore to chhilam…Ekhon to roj I Divorce chaiche…
Runa: Diye de…
Rini:Tarpor amar ki hobe?..Ami to ar chakri kori na….
Runa:Biyer age bhabish ni keno?
Rini: Nijer ichchay to biye ta korini janish i…Tahole toKunal ke i…
Runa: 100% dish ni biye te, tai ekhon tekate parchhish na….
Rini:Ke bollo?100% dei ni…Kolkata chhere ochena loker hath dhore Americay chole elam baba mar kotha sune….ranna banna ghor konna bachcha manush kora, so I thik thak kore gechi…
Runa:Raana banna ghor konna korlei 100% deoya hoye gelo?Bhalo besechhili?
Rini:Ofcourse!
Runa:Na
Rini:Ki, na?
Runa;Tui ar Kunal ekhon o poroshpor poroshporke bhalobashish….
Rini:Moteo na…Or sathe hardly kotha hoy, dekha to hoy I na….
Runa:Bhalobaste gele dekha hobar o dorkar pore na, kotha bolar o na…
Rini:Jemon tui ar Rahul?
Runa:Abar or nam keno?
Rini:Keno noy?Dure keno soriye rekhechish oke?
Runa;Karonta janish
Rini:Na janina….tui bol, tor mukh thekei suni.
Rinir bor er phone…
Rini:Hya, bollam to Runar bari achi….
Janina, kokhon phirbo…
Na tomay aste hobena..or sorir thik ache…
Uuuf , just golpo korchi….
Eto proshno keno?
Na ride lagbe na, Toyota ta niye esechi
Thik ache…
Bye

Phone rakhlo….


Runa:Dekh tor bor toke koto bhalobashe…chokhe harachche…
Rini:Khonj nichche ami Kunal er sathe kina…
Runa:Kunal er sathe tor prem chhilo, janlo ki kore?
Rini:Kayda kore jene niyeche….Biyer pore amake jiggesh korechhilo kauke bhalobeshechhilam kina….Or nijer ex-girl friend er kothao bolechhilo…ami ‘ BISWAS’ kore bole phelechilam….Tor kothay lokke biswas kora uchit!!!
Runa:Ex-girl friend er kothao to o bolechhilo…?
Rini:Ota sompurno ekta banano golpo chilo…
Runa:Jemon?
Rini: O naki Rita name college er ekta meyeke bhalobasto….she naki car accident e mara jay…..Ar naki kauke bhalobashe ni…tarpor..
Runa:Very sad…
Rini:Moteo na.
Runa:Keno
Rini:Rita name kono meye chhilo na or college e je naki car accident e mara geche….
Runa:Ki kore janli?
Rini:Or bondhurai boleche amake pore…
Runa:Tui jasusi korchhili bol!!Ei na bolli tui ‘BISWAS’ korechhili.?
Rini:Prothome to korechhilam i….Tarpor edik odik khobor pete laglam amar bor er sathe eke take dekha jachche jotro totro….Tokhon ektu khonj khobor nilam…Dekhlam he was and is a flirt!!!
Runa:Ektu adhtu Flirt kora kharap na….
Rini:Tui to dekhchhi amar bondhu hoye amakeii support korchhish na.
Runa: Support er kotha na….Tor bor toke dhor 90% bhalobashe…ar 10% nahoy onno karuke bhalobashlo…khoti ki!!
Rini:Maths honours niye pore tor mathata o geche mone hoy..Sob kichhu %age e hiseb korish!!
Runa:Shei Sibram Chakkatir ekta golpo ache na? Dada apni kemon acchen?
Rini:Ei ekhon 70% bhalo chhilam, apnar sathe kotha bolte giye 50% bhalo achhi…serokom golpo ta toh?
Runa:It was funny…..I love Sibram Chakkatir golpo…
Rini:Porlei mon ta bhalo hoye jay!!!
Runa: Ja ebar bari ja…Rat hochche…
Rini; Je jonno elam, setar kothai to holo na….Rahul phone korechhilo bolli?
Runa:Hunnnn…..
Chhup…
Rini: Tui sure, Ota Rahul?
Runa:Hunnnn…….
Rini: Come on !! Tarpor ki?
Runa:Kicchu na….
Rini: Ufff, kichu na ta ki?
Runa: Kete dilam.
Rini:Kotha bolli na?
Runa:Na…
Rini:You are sick!!
Runa:You know it very well..
Rini: uuuf shei sick bolini….Mentally sick…..

Runa:Physically theke Mentally o ? haha..
Rini:Hashish na to
Runa:Hasteo parbo na?
Rini:Sob somoy thaththa bhalo lage na…Please Runa, be serious!!
Runa: Ki mushkil…thaththa ki korlam…Seriously I to bollam , Phone kete dilam…
Rini:Keno katli? Setai to jante chaicchi…
Runa:Kotha bolte ichche korlo na…
Rini:Tor ki heart bole ekta bostu ache?
Runa:Na nei.
Rini:My Goodness….You are unbeleivable…..
Runa:Ja bari ja….
Rini:Jachchi…..Ektu kotha bolle ki khoti hoto?
Runa:Onek kichu…
Rini:Runa, he loves you…..
Runa:Jani
Rini:Tahole?
Runa:Tahole ki?
Rini:Oke kosto dichchish keno?
Runa:Oke kosto na debar I to chesta korchi…..
Rini:Dure Soriye rekhe? Nijeo to kosto pachchish…
Runa:Ke bollo?
Rini:Chokh mukh lal kore to boshe chhili….Sarakhkhon kandchhili bojhai jachche.
Runa: Moteo na…She ektu thanda legeche tai mukh chokh hoyto phola lagche….
Rini:Runa, toke ami bohu bochor dhore chhini…Kajei Gultappi amay sonate ashish na…
Runa:Thik Ache, Thik Ache….Ja ja bari ja….Bhari pondit esechen….
Rini: Ne soup ta ontoto kheye nish….Saradin na kheye achish bujhtei parchhi…..
Runa:Uufff, tui jabi? Bhalobashar thelay osthir kore marish…..
Rini:Bhalobasha na….Soup ta eto joghonno baniyechhi, keu khachche na, tai toke diye gelam….
Runa:Hya, hya…bojha geche…..Ja toh!!
Rini:Tarate parle banchish ekebare!!
Runa: Na hole to abar ghanor ghanor proshno korbi, noyto gyan dibi….
Rini:Tor bhalor jonnoi boli…
Runa:Ami chaina keu amar bhalo koruk!!!(chitkar kore!!)……
Rini: Ja khushi kor…..
Chole jabe…
Runa kandbe

Chapter 3:
Rahuls’s Work….
Working in the computer….Thinking..phone ta niye narachara korche…..
Runa ke phone korlo….
Runa number ta dekhlo…..
Dhorbe ki dhorbe na….bhabte bhabte kete gelo prothom call ta…
Rahul phone a Kete dilo…
Osthirota….
Abar Runa ke phone korlo….
Runa, phone ta tullo….
Runa: Hello……
Rahul:Can I talk to RUNA..?
Runa: Runa here!!!
Dujone chup….
Rahul:Hi, I am Rahul….Hope u remember me…
Runa:Engreji te kotha bola kobe theke suru korle?
Rahul:Na..mane…Ki bhabe kotha suru korbo…
Runa:Kotha to onekhkhon I suru korechi amra…..
Rahul:Kothar pyanche keu jitte parbe na tomar sathe….
Runa:Je jetar kono prize nei….
Rahul: Kemon acho?
Runa:Bhaloi, tumi?
Rahul:Bhalo…..golata ektu bhari lagchhilo…
Runa: Ei ektu thanda legeche….
Rahul:Barite?
Runa:Ajkal to baritei..
Rahul:Ajkal?
Runa:Ajke barite….Koyekdin dhore barite achi….oi thanda legeche…
Rahul:Aste pari…
Runa:Na…Viral fever, Tomar o lege jabe…
Rahul:Lagle lagbe…
Runa:Na…ghore kichu nei…cha tao khaoyate parbo na….
Rahul:Starbucks niye aschi…
Runa:Coffee to khaina…
Rahul:Aage to Coffee na anlei chenchate…
Runa:Se to onekdin aage…
Rahul:Der bochor, onekdin na….
Runa:Der bochore onek kichhu palte jay….
Rahul:Jemon
Runa:Jemon ami ekhon bibahito..
Chuup…dujone..
Rahul:Kobe korle?
Runa:Besh kicchhudin….
Rahul:Date mone nei….
Runa:Ache, tomar jene ki dorkar?
Rahul:Dorkar kichu nei…Just curious…Sunini khobor ta age…
Runa:Loker khobor niye berao sarakhkhon?
Rahul:Bishesh karur khobor rakhi boi ki…
Runa:Jene khushi holam je ami bishesh karur dole porina…..Tahole khobor ta pete…
Rahul:Kishe tumi khushi , aj o bujhlam na….
Runa:Na bujhlei mongol…
Rahul:Thik ache nai ba bujhlam…Biye korecho, congratulate korte astei pari…Bor er satheo alap hobe..
Runa:O to nei…
Rahul:Ratre ba sondhete to phirbe…
Runa:Na o deshe geche, or mar sorir kharap….
Rahul:Sorry to hear that….
Rahul:Thik ache, amake erate chaicho jokhon, tokhon rakhchi….Bhablam chole jabar age ekbar ektu dekha korbo….bhalo theko…
Runa:Erate chaichina motei….Kkothay chole jachcho?
Rahul:Back to my home town, Kolkata, aj rater flight….rat dutoy….
Runa:Ekhane kaje esechile?
Rahul:Hya, oi ekta Project er byapare….1 week er kaj chhilo…Na hole ashina edeshe temon.
Runa:Ashle astei paro….Virus dhorbe, Amar ki?
Rahul:She dekha jabe…Viral fever dujon eksathe morle khhoti ki?
Runa:Viral e keu more na…
Rahul:Thik ache, barir number ta bolo..
Runa: 1123 Saratoga……fade out…


Chapter 4:
Runa calls Rini…
Rini: ki re?
Runa:Toke ekhkhuni aste hobe?
Rini:Keno ki holo?
Runa:Siggir aay…
Rini:Siggir aay mane, ektu pore Ron ar Reba ke school theke pickup korte hobe.Anything serious?
Runa:Hya, aay..bolchhi….
Rini:Ektu hint de….sorir..?
Runa:Sorir thik ache…Rahul asche…
Rini:She ki?Ekhon?aste bolli?
Runa: Ami bolini, o bar bar ashar jonno ghanor ghanor korlo.
Rini:Bhaloi toh..
Runa:Na bhalo na….Amar mukh diye phos kore beriye geche, ami biye korechhi….
Rini:Baba…besh besh…..Mor ekhon!!
Runa:Ppllease Rini, help!!
Rini:Help mane ki?Ami bor jogar korbo koth theke?
Runa:Ami bolechhi, o deshe….Mar sori kharap….

Rini:Opurbo, keno eshob miththe banate gecchili?
Runa:Ami janina, kothar pithe bole phelechhi…ekhon ki korbo?
Rini:Ekhon sotti kotha bole de…..
Runa:Seta bola jabe na.
Rini:Keno?
Runa:Ami chaina o amar jonno opekhkha kore thakuk….
Rini:O jante parbe na?Bokar moto kotha bolchish…..
Bell er awaj….
Runa:Ei reh, eshe geche…ki korbo?
Rini:How do I know?
Runa:Lokhkhiti omon korish na……Tui ashbi bol?
Rini:Achcha dekhchi, try korbo….Ekhon rakh….

Phone rekhe….

Runa:Comeon in, dorja khola…….
Rahul:Aste pari?
Runa:Eshei gecho….Dure bosho…Sorry Viral….khok khok…kashi..
Rahul: Coffee enechhilam….Sathe Cake….
Runa:Thanks
Rahul:Eta tomar pochondo chhilo age, ‘Grande Soy Latte’, ekhon janina
Runa:Onekdin bade khelam……Home delivery to debar lok nei ar…
Rahul:Tomar bor ke bolle I to ene debe.
Runa:Hya mane na, bor cha pochhondo kore….
Rahul :Ki nam?
Runa:Kunal.
Rahul:Amader college er Kunal, Rinir bondhu…..
Runa:She ke, oto jante hobe na…..
Rahul:O hya, tomader jonno ekta card kinlam ar ekta chhoto gift.
Rahul:Darao , card e nam ta likhi…Ku-Na-al bolle , tai na?
Runa:Nam likhte hobe na, emnii dao…
Rahul:Tahole Mrs and Mr ? ekhon tomar surname ta ki ? seta likhi…
Runa:Basu, bollam to likhte hobe na…..
Rahul:Kunal o amar moton Basu?
Runa:Tomar moton toton kichu na……Basu Prithibite ektai?
Rahul:Rege uthle keno?Achcha , card ta nao…Hope , ei gift tao dujoner pochondo hobe….
Runa:Thanks!
Rahul:Biyete nemontonno korle na?
Runa:Las Vegas e giye hut kore korechhi…
Rahul:Vegas e? Hut kore? tumi? Amra jebar Vegas gechhilam, sebar bolechhile Vegas er biye ta biye I na…..Tai amader biye korai holo na…..Sorry !!!!bola uchhit hoyni….
Runa:Rahul ektu hut hat kaj kortei bhalobashe…
Rahul:Rahul na Kunal?
Runa: III mmean Kunal…

Rahul:Kunal o amar moton mone hochche….
Runa:Na Kunal tomar moton na…(chitkar kore…)
Rahul:Relax..baba…Just joking….
Runa:Sorry!
Rahul:Ki hoyeche boloto tomar sotti kore?
Runa:Ki hobe amar? Hote jabe keno kicchu? Coffee khete giye bishom….
Egiye eshe dhorte giye dhorlo na….
Rahul:Are you Okay?
Runa:I am fine!!
Rahul: Kicchu lukate chaichho?
Runa: KKI LUKATE CHAIBO? KENO? (Kanna….)
Rahul:I am sorry…(opporostut)…Mane…I am confused…This is so not like you…
Runa:Kanna thamiye….Sorry…
Runa:Phone number pele ki kore?
Rahul:Kunal dilo.
Runa:KKKUNAL?
Rahul:Kunal…Oh..tomar bor Kunal na….Kunal Mitra…Amader college er….Rinir bondhu !!
Runa:Kunal janlo ki kore?
Rahul:Jana baron Chhilo?!
Runa: Hya, mane Na….Rini chhara to….ar keu….
Rahul:Rinii diyechhilo hoyto….Just guessing!!
Runa:Rini to bole or sathe Kunal er jogajog nei.
Rahul:Kal I to ratre Rini ke berote dekhlam Kunal er bari theke..amake Rini mone hoy dekhte payni ondhokare….Onek hath narlam gari theke….Hush kore Blue ba Black toyota chaliye beriye gelo..
Runa:Kal ratre?Rini to ekhane chhilo…Kotar somoy?
Rahul:Rat doshta hobe….
Runa:Rat dosh tay Rini Kunal er bari?
Rahul:Ami to Rinikei dekhlam..Kunal ke jiggesh korini ar kichu…
Runa:Sotti, kauke biswas korte nei…korlei thokte hoy……
Rahul:Mane?
Runa:Kichhu na….
Rahul:Tumi kemon weird behave korchho…Are you sure, you are okay?
Runa:Ami thik achhi….Tumi bolo…Biye korle?
Rahul:Hya…
Runa:Kake?
Rahul:Nijeke….
Runa:..hese…Ki sob ja ta kotha?
Rahul:Amake ke biye korbe?
Runa:Keno na? Tall Dark Handsome..Porasunay Tukhor….Top company r Vice President..Loving, Caring, je kono meye, pele borte jabe…
Rahul:Tumi tahole amake biye korle na keno?
Runa:Amar chheye onek bhalo meye pabe tumi….
Rahul:Eta amar proshner uttor holo na….



Runa:Karon to jantei parle..
Rahul:Ki jante parlam?
Runa:Ei je keno tomake korini, karon ar ekjon ke korte cheyecchilam bole….
Rahul:Shei tai to jante chaichhi…Ei ar ekjon ta dhuklo konkhan theke , kobe?
Runa:She onekdin….
Rahul:Tao shuni…
Runa:Shei jokhon Vegas gecchilam….
Rahul:Vegas e?Amra eksathe MGM Grand e chhilam jokhon?
Runa:Hya….
Rahul:Miththe tumi bolte paro na bhalo Runa tumi konodin i…Keno chesta korchho?
Runa:Moteo miththe noy….
Rahul:Tahole bor er photo nei keno kothao?
Runa:E ghore rakhini…
Rahul:Onnoghor theke niye esho…
Runa:Keno ami tomake dekhate jabo?Tumi ke?
Rahul:Ami keu to botei…Ta na hole mithther dala sajiye boste na….

Rini dhuklo….Pizza niye..
Rini:Areh Rahul tui?Ekhane hothath?
Rini:Ki re Rini?Tor bor phereni office theke?
Runa:Na o to bollam na?
Rahul:Deshe geche…Mar sorir kharap…
Rini:O hya tai to, bhule gechhilam….Phone korecchilo..?
Runa:Nna mane…
Rahul:Thakle to korbe..
Rini:Mane?
Rahul:Kachcha kachhi hoyto Phone er booth nei…Ektu oj paraganye thake toh!
Rini:Oh, Runa toke boleche sob golpo?Hya, oder desher bari ta besh oj paraganye bote….Phone booth nai thakte pare..
Rahul:Tui gechhili?
Rini:Ami? Kkothay jabo?
Rahul:Kunal er bari?
Rini:Kunal er sathe amar onekdin dekhai hoyna…
Runa:Tai naki?Kunal er sathe kono jogajog nei?
Rini:Ne ne pizza kha…thanda hole bhalo lagbe na.
Rahul:Ami kintu Runar bor er kotha bolchilam….
Rini:Tui to kunal bolli?
Rahul:Runar bor? Kunal Basu?Nam janti na?
Rini:Oh, Runar bor Kunal er kotha bolchhish? Tai bol, ami oke Kunu bole daki tai bujhte pari ni….
Rahul:Kunu?
Rini:Hya, or dak nam….Hya, amader barir kachei thakto…Onekdin dhore chhini..
Rahul:Tor bari to Ballygunj e?
Rini:hya…Toh?

Rahul:Kunal er bari to Oj paraganye bolli….
Rini:Kon Kunal bolchhish, ami bare bare guliye phelchhi….
Rahul:Tor Kunu r kotha bolchi…
Rini:Amar Kunu to Kunal Mitra…..

Runa:SHUT UPP…JUST SHUT UP you two…..onek hoyeche…Ar na….

Sobai pizza khete laglo…
Runa:Tomar flight er deri hoye jabe na?
Rahul:Na shei to gobhir ratre…
Rini:Singapore Airlines?
Rahul:Hya…
Rini:Onek Indian thakbe plane e…Khabar tao bhalo…Seat gulo oboshsho chhoto chhoto…Paye byatha hoye jay na?
Runa:Rini, you are talking to Vice president of one of the largest companies in the World….He must be flying with Business Class or First Class….
Rini:Yeah, I know, with whom I am talking to…Tui to ar Vice President er bou na, tor ga jala korche keno?
Rahul:Na na…First class eo, Journey ta khub boring….Shei 16/17 hours er dhakka….
Rini:I am sorry…
Runa:me too…
Rahul:Pizza ta besh bhalo, kon dokaner?
Runa:Tumi to Pizza du chokhkhe dekhte paro na jantam…
Rahul:Ekhon pari…Ei je dekhchhi….Chosma legeche kina!!
Rini:Ki dekhte pare tahole Rahul?
Runa:Dal bhath, Aloo sedhdho,dim sedhdho….
Rini:Babbah…Tai? Rahul?
Rahul:Hya abar na o….
Runa:Mane?
Rahul:Khete bhalobastam, kintu ajkal to bairei khai rojdin….Mangho bhath, noyto Chinese..
Runa:Keno?Baire khao?Tomar cholesterol high na? Ranna korte ki ache?
Rahul:Ar high I hok, low I hok, chinta korar to lok nei ar keu….
Rini:Ke bollo nei?ami to jani, ekjon ache, she sarakhkhon I tor kotha bhabe….
Runa:Baje bokish na Rini.(chitkar kore)…Ami moteo…..
Rini:Tor kotha ke boleche?
Runa:Sorry..
Rahul:She Runa ektu sobar kothai chinta korte bhalobashe…Toke niyeo to koto chinta kore…bolchhilo…
Rini:Amar kotha abar toke keno bollo?
Runa:Ami Kichui bolini tor kotha…
Rini:Baniye baniye bolche Rahul?
Runa:Baniye baniye Rahul bolche na, tui bolish…
Rini:Ami boli?Baniye baniye?
Runa:She tui bhaloi janish…
Rini:Na, janina…bol, suni….
Rahul:Ei Rini, tor chele meyera koto boro holo?
Runa:Kar chele meye seta dekho!!!
Rini:Bir bir na kore, directly bol na ki bolte chaichish?
Runa:Amake to etodin dhore moththe bolli Kunal er sathe somporko nei, ekhon to dekhchi bhaloi somporko ache…tor bor er ar dosh ki?
Rini:Ki kore janli se kotha?
Runa:Ki kore janlam , proshno obantor….
Rini:Keno?sahosh thake to bol..
Runa:Sahosher ki ache ete?
Rini:Nischoy ache….Miththe kotha ami boli na…tor moton…
Runa:kal jash ni Kunal er bari?
Rini:Hya gechhilam to….
Runa:Amake miththe bolish ni?
Rini:Kal tor bari theke berobar por Kunal text korlo ratre Rahul ashbe, oke surprise debo, or birthday bole…..Tai gechilam..Onekhkhon bosheo Rahul elo na, chhole esechhilam….
Tor moton ami na….
Runa:Mane?
Rini:Rahul ke sorabar jonno mithther por miththe bole jash diner por din….Tui to ekta heartless creature!!!
Runa:Hya hya ami Heartless…..Janish I toh…(kanna..)
Rini:Sorry, I did not mean that….
Rini:Ne ne jol kha…choke kore jabi….
Runa:Chole ja tora…Amar samne theke…Amake eka thakte de….
Rini:Lokhkhi sona bonti amar rag korish na…..Tor sorirer jonno bhalo na….
Rahul:Ki hoyeche Runar?
Runa:Bollam to Viral fever….
Rini:Rahul, jol ta pass koro toh….
Rahul:Ki hoyeche or?
Rini:Kichu na temon….
Runa:Na miththe bolish na aar….Kothin osukh jano Rahul?Amar kothin osukh koreche…Konodin sarbe na….Tai jonnoi to miththe bolchhilam
Rahul:Osukh to sobar I hoy…Amar o toh Cholesterol, Hear beat skip kore, Heart e block o naki ache…..So?
Runa:Uuuuff tumi bujhbe na…jao….tomar plane er deri hoye jachche….
Rahul:Hya, ta thik, nao ready hoye nao….
Runa:Mane?
Rahul:Ready hoye nao….Rini suitcase pack korei rekheche….Chul tul anchre ebar cholo…
Runa:Kothay jabo?
Rahul:Amar sathe, abar kothay?
Runa:Kolkatay?Amar ticket kothay…
Rahul:Amar pocket e ache…Nao otho…..
Runa:Esob thattar mane ki?
Rini:Mane simple, you are going to Kolkata with Rahul….Mrs Rahul Basu!!!
Runa:Na she hoy na….

Rahul:Keno hoy na…
Runa:Ami tomar jibon nosto hote debo na…
Rini:Eibhabe to or jibon ta aro beshi nosto korchish…..
Runa:NA…Rini tui to janish…Eta hote pare na….
Rahul:Amio jani…Seta ki….Sob plan kore ami ebar esechi…Otho, nahole changdola kore niye jabo….
Runa:Baje kotha bolcho….tumi kichu jano na…Age ticket dekhao…
Rahul:Ei Nao…
Runa:SFO to Las Vegas?
Rahul:Hya, age biye ta korei plane e uthbo……..

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