Talking to Me

Nijer Sathe Kotha
Bengali Short Story
By Manidipa Bhattacharya
8/21/2011
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Amar ekta bondhu ache, je naki..

Ho, ho, zani, zani………..

Hya hya jani jani mane?

Zani mane, apner ekta bondhur kotha amra zani…

Amar ekta bondhur kotha janen? Ki kore?

Ei facebook e….

Facebook e janlen?

Na ,mane, apne facebook e pray I lyakhen kina, ‘my best friend’s birthday, my friend told me…..’

Facebook e likhi shei friend ta ke?

Na, lyakhen na,mane, lyakhen nai thik I, bozon zay…….

Bojha jay?Ki kore?

Na, mane zara apnare chene, tara boze……

Apni amake chenen?

Na, syarokom sini na…

Amake serokom chenen na, kintu amar facebook poren……..

Ho, thik koisen….

Keno poren?

Apne to amar friend ..

Apni ki sotti amar bondhu?

Apnar friends list e asi to… add korsen amare ……

She to ami sobai kei add kori mostly…….Je request pathay…….

Mostly kon kyan?

Amar ek bondhur baron ache, tar bondhuder add kora jabe na kichhutei…

Apne to karur kotha shunen na …

Na shuni na, shune choli o na, kintu ami bondhu ta ke bojhate parini je ei jogote keu karur bondhu noy adote….

Bondhu na? ki kon apne?

Na bondhu keu nei karur

Tahoile Facebook ase kyan?

Facebook ache , kenona loke nijer loker opor biswas, trust hariye phelche….Tai virtual bondhutte beshi biswas korche….

Ki ze kon apme……amar koto bondhure paisi ami…..

Hya, shei to bollam…tara ekhon virtual friends…

Virtual Friends kon kyan?

Tader sathe ager moton adda maren? Kotha bolen? Virtual Friends bolei tara apnar ekhon o friends…..Ager moton Jodi sobai ek paray thakten, ek ishkul e porten, ek tiffin share kore kheten, tahole ar friends thakto na tara….

Apne asen kyan tobe facebook e?

Aami chai amar lekhaa apnar moto boka bondhura poruk ar ami aro famous hoi…

Boka bondhu koilen amare ?

Bokai to, apni bhabchhen ami apnar bondhu, kintu ami noi……….

Ar apne ze sarakhkhon amar friend, amar friend koren , tara apner bondhu?

Tarao amar bondhu noy……Keu I amar keu noy, tader bondhu rao tader keu noy…..Sobai bhabche era amar apon…ashole kichui nei….sob I mayar khela……ki moja na?

Apne ki Ramkrishnodeb er boi porsen naki?

Ta, ek jholok porechhilam boi ki…keno?

Ami kisudin Norendropur Ramkrishno Mission e porsi kina, tohon sunsi…ei sob kotha...

Ba ba…apni to besh pondit lok, ta amar kotha shonen keno?

Apnare amar bhalo lage tai.

Amake bhalo lage, apnake ami chhini?

Na sinle ki ase?bhalo lagon zay na?

Bhalo lagte i pare, tai bole amar kotha sunte hobe?

Apner mukhta khub sondor kina, tai sarakhkhon takaye thakte ichcha kore…..

Amar sundor mukher dike takiye thakte ichche kore, kothao shunte ichche kore…….??

Zee..

Zee?ki? TV?

Angge, ami Zee dekhi na, Tara Muzik dekhi…….Shei khanei apnar gan sunsi….

Achcha apod to, Zee Tara kotha theke kothay gorachche kotha ke jane….Zee bollen keno?

Angge, Zee TV to apne koilen….

Ami Zee TV bolar age apni I Zee Zee korlen……..

Zee…

Zee Zee korben na to, osojhjho lage……..

Angge….

Apni Angge o korben na……

Apner cheye boyoshe ami onek soto kina….tai …

Boyeshe apni chhoto hoten paren, ami boro hote pari….Zee Fee bolben na…amake daken ki bole?

Angge,Moni Apu……

Apu Fapu o bolben na….Ami karur Apu na, Didi na, Bon na………..hoteo chai na..bollam na, sob I maya?

Apne sob somoy choitya thaken kyan? Kotha koyon zay na……

Chote thaki ?Ami? Sob Somoy? Ei to bollen, amar dike takaye thakte ichcha kore apnar…..

Ho, Apner much tao sundor, Apne lyakhen o somotkar , kintu Samna samni apne kyamon zani…

Samna samni ami kemon jani? Ami dekhte sundor, likhio sundor…..Hummn , apni to amay bhabalen moshai…..

Mukher kotha khan apnar sundor koron lagbo…

Ei boyeshe amake change hote bolchen? Kotha sundor bolte bolchen?Hasalen Moshai…Ki kore kori?

Apne ektu kom hasen, beshi hashle mone hoy thik hoibo…byamo ta…

Hahahaha..Apnar kotha ta sunei amar kemon hashi pachche…Ami temon hashi na bolchen?

Hasen…phuto tular somoy hasen….baki somoy gombheer…

Phuto? Oh,I see….Photo tolar somoy hashi……hahaha…..khub I hashi pachche amar…

Kyan?

Kyan ki abar?apnar kotha shune amar khub hashi pachche..Apni khub mojar lok..abar ashben.

Apner kotha ta koilen na ze?

Kotha?Ki kotha bolbo?

Shei ze koitasilen apner bondhu koise …ki zyan?

Oh, shei je amar bondhur kotha diye kotha bola surukorechhilam, seta jante chaichen?

Zee..

Tara

Sony

Ki sob baje bokchen, amakeo bokachchen…..daran bhabi…

Apne bhaben, ami apnere dekhi……..

Na, orokom haa kore amake dekhte thakle ami bhabte parbo na…

Ki korum?apne ze sundor…

Sundor sundor korben na to , birokto lage.

Apner to sobetei birokto lage…..

Moteo sobete birokto lage na…….kokhon bollam ar……?

Ektu agei to koilen, zee komu na, Agge,apne koyon zaibo na, apu dakon zaibo na, apnar birokto lage……

Hya, koisi..I mean, bolechhi , ei kotha gulo sunle birokto lage, sobetei lage bolchen keno?

Oi hoilo……

Oi hoilo mane ta ki?

Apner ekta biya koron lagbo…

Biye korte hobe amake? Keno?

Apne khub lonely…………ek khan songi dorkar.

Lonely ami na……..biye korte chaile korar o onek lok ache, kintu korbo na.

Kyan?

Kyan abar ki?korbo na, korte chain na….

Nizer loker opor biswas haraye phyalsen, tai?

Biswas harai ni…Nijer lok ta je ke, setai bujhini…

Bozhon er chesta koren nai…

Hoyto bojhar chesta korini…Ar keu chesta o koreni bojhabar………..

Kyamne korbo?Apne za bod mezazi…….

Bodmejaji?ami?Ta besh...setao manlam...Kauke temon khnuje paini..holo?

Bhalo koira khnujsen?

Hya..Khunjechhi..Bhalo kore i khnujechhi..

Na Khnojen nai...Sob kisu apne na saite i paisen..Tai dekhte paan na...

Na chaitei peyechhi...? Tai dekhte pai ni?Apni to amar sob khobor rakhen dekhchhi...

Oi ze koilam, apnere amar bhalo lage....

Laguk bhalo..apni jan to moshai, birokto lagche...

Oi dhyakhen abar apner birokto lagtase..

Achcha jala toh!!Dabi ta ki bolun to apnar?

Dabii kisu nai...Ei koitasilam apner mezaj ta ektuk chora thake sob somoy....Apnere boza daay...

Kothatar mane ki?

Mane ar kisu na, ei koi ar ki...Obhoy dile koi...

Ki je bolchhen, bujhchhi na kichu....Bolun..

Ektu bhoy kortase...

Bhoy korte hobe na, ami apnake kamrabo na...ja bolar bole phelun chotpot..

Ami koitasilam ze apnere keu koite sahosh pay na...

Sahosh pay na? Keno?

Mane apne khyar khyar koren kina....

Ami khyar khyar kori? Bodmejaji? Ja khushi tai bolchen dekhi..

Apnei to koilen koite.

Achcha, kon...taratari bolun amar kaj ache..

Taratari koyon zaibo na...

Uuff baba, ki jalaton...Sunchhi , bolun..

Shanto hoiya shunon lagbo...

Ekhon abar shanto hote hobe? Keno?

Apner mon ta oshanto boilya...Nijer kotha bhaben ektu...

Nijer kotha ki bhabbo? Biye korte hobe bolchhen?

Ho...ekjon hath dhoroner songi apner lagbo..

Bollam je keu hath dhorte chayni konodin...

Saibo kyamne? Apne za...

hcha ar bolte hobe na...etuku bujhlam, amar nijer lok amar samnei ache...Ami dekhte pachchi na...ar ami bodmejaji... mejaj dekhe, keu hath dhorte sahosh pay na...Etai apnar boktobbo?

Ho..thik koisen...

Holei ba ki?Je amake nijer mone korbe, she thik eshe hath dhorbe amar…

Ami apner hath dhorte chaile diben ki?

Hath ta dhorei dekhun age, tobei to bujhben….

….Copyright @Manidipa