Shei Dustu Projapoti ta…
Bengali Short Story By Manidipa Bhattacharya
11/15/2011
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Ranjan:Kemon Achho?
Deepa:Fast-o-celas.
Ranjan:Ek i rokom acho ekhon o?Boyosh bare na tomar?
Deepa:Ke bollo bare na? porer bochhor ‘ordho shoto barshiki’ palon korbo ami….
Ranjan:Dekhe to mone hochche na….Ekhon to teenager er saj….
Deepa:Teenager thaka kalin tumi amay chinte na, ekhon o cheno na….majhkhane kota
bochor sudhu chinecchhile ..hoyto..kintu…Chenoni kichhui bojha jachche….
Ranjan:Tumi ki amay chinechhile?
Deepa:Na….
Ranjan:Chenar chestai koroni hoyto..
Deepa:Hoyto…Sobai tai bole….
Ranjan: Ki bole?
Deepa:Ei jemon, ‘tumi amay bujhle na, bojhar chesta koroni’….Anyway, e kotha bolar jonno ki dakle.., eto bochhor por?
Ranjan:Tumii to suru korle baje kotha…
Deepa: Ami sob somoy baje kotha boli, tai na?.
Ranjan:Bolo i to…
Deepa : Thik ache ebar bolo keno hothath ?
Ranjan : Keno notun millionaire peye ar amar sathe kotha bolte ichche korchhe na ?
Deepa :Ki kora jabe ? Tomake biyer propose korlam, katiye dile….
Ranjan :Tomake ?Biye ?Pagol na petkharap ?
Deepa:Tahole abar notun bondhu jotano te oto rag kiser?
Ranjan:Rag to onek i korechhi, tumi se gulo dekhte paoni..Ashole nije r oporei rege achhi..…..
Deepa: Rag kora bhalo , tate nijeke chhena jay….Onnerao chinte pare…Tokhon i ashol chhehara ta manusher prokash pay..Na hole to sobai mukhosher arale thake..
Ranjan: Kabbo ta bhaloi paro..
Deepa: O hya, lekhika manush to, lekhay kabbi ta khole bhalo tai.
Ranjan:Ajkal to onek i famous tumi…Pray i tomar lekha pori…Tomar famous hobar ichche ta poorno holo tahole.
Deepa: Hingshe hochche?
Ranjan: Na, tumi ja chheyechhile, seta hote perechho…Ami seta dite partam na…..
Deepa: Ki peyechhi, Ki cheyechhilam, ami janina…
Ranjan:Fame cheyechhile…Ar karur byatha ta dekhte paroni tai...
Deepa: Byatha? Ta hobe hoyto…Amar byatha ta ki keu bojhar chesta korechhilo?
Ranjan: Tomar mone byatha, bhalobasha, sacrifice , e kotha gulo lekha ache naki?
Deepa:Hya, ta thik, tumi i amay hoyto thik thak chhinechho…
Ranjan:Tomake chena.. …
Deepa: Thamle keno?…
Ranjan:Purono kashundi ghete ar labh to kichhu nei…Anyway, bolo…ki khabe?
Deepa: Ekta coffee nebo khali..
Ranjan: Ami ekta sandwich nebo…saradine khaouya hoyni…
Deepa: Barite khabar banabar lok to achei jokhon, tokhon khao ni keno?
Ranjan: Barir khabar ami konodini khete bhalobashina tumi jano..
Deepa: Ami to banatam na, tai khete na…ekhon jokhon…..
Ranjan: Osob kotha thak…bhalo lagchhe na.
Deepa: Tahole ki kotha bolbo?….
Ranjan: Tomar kotha bolo shuni….Sunlam siggir biye korchho..
Deepa: Hobe hoyto..
Ranjan: Mane?
Deepa: Kichhu na….
Ranjan: Date ta kobe?
Deepa: Agami mashe…Tomar to biye r pray du bochhor hote chhollo , tai na?
Ranjan: Hunn…
Deepa: Bachcha kachcha?.
Ranjan: Hote chholeche….
Deepa: Amii o to cheyechhilam….
Ranjan: Tokhon byapar ta onno rokom chhilo…….
Deepa: Ar ekhon sob palte gelo bujhi..?
Ranjan: Somoyer sathe sob kichhui paltay…
Deepa: Tumi onno rokom hoye gecho….
Ranjan: Tumio…Age sob somoy saree porte, boro tip dite , ar ekhon Jeans T-Shirt…
Deepa: Midlife crisis!!
Ranjan: Chharo to, phaltu kotha…Eto change keno Deepa?
Deepa: Preme porle omon i hoy….
Ranjan: Ager ta ki prem chhilo na?
Deepa:Ager ta? Bhalo bolechho….
Ranjan: Golpo ta ejonnoi bhalo lekho tumi…Ta, likhte giye onno nam nite holo keno Sikha Mitra r?
Deepa: Sikha tomar bou er nam, tai bhablam ektu jalai….
Ranjan: Abar or kotha tulchho keno?….
Deepa: Tumii to jiggesh korle….
Ranjan: Amader kotha niye golpo likhle keno? Ar kono golpo chhilona?
Deepa: Bah re, ami janbo ki kore chhepe debe potrikay?
Ranjan:Aha…pathiyechhilo ke?
Deepa:Ami i…Golpo ta eto hit hoye jabe bujhini..
Ranjan:Karur personal life ke public korte ektuo badhlo na tomar?
Deepa: Ami to amar jiboni likhchhilam….Ja sotti tai…Keu jodi na chay tahole age bhaba uchit chhilo.
Ranjan:Ki bhaba uchit chhilo shuni?
Deepa:Prem korar somoy bhabte parte….
Ranjan:Tomar sathe kotha bola o batulota….
Deepa : Opriyo sotti kotha, batulota bole bhrom hoy….Sotti kintu miththye hoyna…
Ranjan:Acting ta chhoto bela theke i sikhechhile?
Deepa: Sikhini, Natural….Koto prize peyechhilam.
Ranjan: Nayika hole na keno? Nam korte….
Deepa: Ma je korte dilo na…bollo porasuna koro…
Ranjan : Porashona tao korle parte, ektu ruchi gyan ta barto….
Deepa :Kuruchi na Suruchi ?
Ranjan : Mod na kheyei matlamo korchho dekhi..
Deepa: Matal tomar jonno je…Dhonno Ami Dhonno je…Manna De r ekta gan ache na? Ekhane mod paouya jay? .....Waiter…
Ranjan: Ar mod khete hobe na…cholo otho….Ekhane anatai bhul hoyechhilo.
Deepa: Ekhanei amra prothom din esechilam, tomar mone ache Ron?
Ranjan: Kotodin bade ei name dakle tumi …
Deepa: Amay tumi miss koro?
Ranjan: Kori hoyto….
Deepa:Tahole abar biye korle keno?
Ranjan: Eka eka thaka jayna bole….
Deepa: Sikha ke biye na kore amake korle parte…..
Ranjan: Sombhob hole kortam, hoyto….
Deepa: Oshombhob chhilo keno?
Ranjan: Oshombhob kichhu na, tomake dukhkho dite chaini.
Deepa: Dukhkho to ekhon o dichcho..tobe?
Ranjan:Aste aste ekdin bhule jabe….
Deepa: Tumi bhulechho?
Ranjan: Bhola ki otoi sohoj Pagli?
Deepa: Kotodin bade ei name dakle tumi.
Ranjan: Kotodin? Khub beshi hole dui bochhor.
Deepa: Dui bochhore sob palte jay?
Ranjan:Ek dinei sob paltay.
Deepa:Tumi to paltao ni.
Ranjan:Bhuri ar taak ta dekhte pachcho?
Deepa: Taak thaklei taka ashe.
Ranjan: Mundu…Otho…
Deepa: ‘Priyo jai jai bolo na…’
Ranjan: Aje baje dhoper golpo na likhe gan ta korle parte.
Deepa: Ki partam ar ki partam na, jiboner hiseb guliye geche.
Ranjan: Jiboner abar hiseb hoy naki? Hiseb hoy onker khatay….
Deepa: ‘Jibone ki pabona, bhulechhi shhe bhabona, samne ja dekhi janina seki, ashol ki nokol shona’.
Ranjan: Thik tai….Bhebe labh nei, ja ashbe, jemon bhabe ashbe, accept kore neouyatai budhdhimaner kaj….Otho ebar…Kal sokale plane dhorar ache.
Deepa: Tomar garita kothay park korecho?
Ranjan:Samne dekheo chinchho na….
Deepa: Shei Laal garita ekhon o?
Ranjan: Tumii na bolecchhile, bikri na korte?
Deepa: Shei lal golap ta kothay?
Ranjan: Jekhane chhilo sekhanei ache…
Deepa: Shei lal chop chop projapotita ki kokhon o ar eshechhilo?
Ranjan:Projapoti ki ar phire ashe kokhon o?
Deepa: Esechhilo hoyto tumi chinte paroni….Bhebechho onno projapoti ota.
Ranjan: Phire elei ar ki, projapoti ta to urei chhole jabe.
Deepa: Shei holde phul tar kache ure chhole geche, tai na?
Ranjan: Setai to bhalo…na hole projapotita dom atke morei jeto….
Deepa:Keno, more jeto keno? Dekhchhile na lal chhop chhop projapoti ta je, lal golap ta ke koto kotha bolchhilo?.
Ranjan: Dur boka, Majhkhane je ekta kancher deouyal chhilo!!
Deepa: Ora keu karur kotha sunte pachchilo na?
Ranjan: Pachchilo…kintu…..
Deepa: Nischhoi oi dustu holde phul ta daklo projapoti ta ke…..
Ranjan :Holde phul ta dustu na, Projapoti ta dustu chhilo …
Deepa : Ar golap ta ?
Ranjan : Golap ta to kende kende sukiye more i gelo
Deepa: Ei jah!
Ranjan: Ki holo?
Deepa: Kichhu na, kal bhore press conference, ekta call korar kotha bhulei gechhi…..
Ranjan: Eto baje golpo ki kore je puroshkar pay!!
Deepa: Golpo ta baje na….Lekhika baje kore likheche tai baje…..
Ranjan:Whatever…Jao, garite otho, pouche dei.
Deepa:Na thak…Ei garite ar uthbo na…..
Ranjan: Na ki keu pickup korte ashbe?
Deepa: Ta ashbe…eshe geche, text korchhilo….
Ranjan: Tahole jao…egiye debo?
Deepa: Na, ei to kachhei garita dariye, dekhte pachchi…..
Ranjan:Erokom buro lokke pochhondo hoy?
Deepa:Jeta pochhondo hoy, seta onno loke niye ney….Etai bhalo.
Ranjan: Dhore rakhte chaile kintu dhore rakha jay.
Deepa: Na jayna…..Dekhle na projpoti ta kemon ure chhole gelo?
Ranjan: Jao ekhon….Burota dakchhe tomay.
Deepa: Bhalobashe amay khub….
Ranjan: Tai?
Deepa: Keno?
Ranjan: Kichhu na…Ar tumi?
Deepa: Tomar jene labh?
Ranjan: Labh lokshan er khata khule boshini kokhon o.
Deepa: Bosho, konodin somoy kore…Ami gelam….
Ranjan: Ekta kotha jiggsh korte pari?
Deepa: Na
Ranjan: Keno na?
Deepa: Ami proshner uttor dite chaina bole...
Ranjan: Uttor dite hobe na…
Deepa: Ami jani tomar proshno ta ki….
Ranjan:Achcha shuni tobe…
Deepa: Projapotita keno esechhilo tobe golap tar kache ?
Deepar mukher dike takiye kichhukhkhon, Ranjan aste aste garir dike pa baralo….
Copyright…@ Manidipa
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